WHEELMAN & BAPTISMS & DOGS on sale NOW!
Get a copy for your e-reader or for someone else’s. Get both for just $5.
And stay tuned for more updates about my newest novel, SWIMMING THE ECHO, out 5.30.2017.
WHEELMAN & BAPTISMS & DOGS on sale NOW!
Get a copy for your e-reader or for someone else’s. Get both for just $5.
And stay tuned for more updates about my newest novel, SWIMMING THE ECHO, out 5.30.2017.
I recently came across Kristen Radtke’s work titled, The Safest Place in Kentucky in an issue of Oxford American. The title caught my eye, and the graphic storytelling blew me away. I’ve copied the work below. Please enjoy this beautiful summary of the Bluegrass State from above and below ground:
“Utterly alone, at the bottom of a fourteen-foot trench filled with water so thick with silt he literally couldn’t see his hand in front of his face, William Walker laid twenty-five thousand bags of concrete, slitting each bag open so the concrete could spread out as it set. He then used 115,000 concrete blocks and 900,000 bricks to shore up the national treasure we know as Winchester Cathedral.
Every morning, five mornings a week, fifty weeks a year, for six years and one month, from 1905 to 1911, Walker would climb into his diver’s suit and wait while his tenders loaded forty-pound stones over his shoulders and placed a fifty-pound metal helmet over his head. Then he would step into eighteen-pound metal shoes and descend into the depths of the trench around Winchester Cathedral to work for three-and-a-half hours.
After an hour for lunch, he would go through the ritual again in order to work another three-and-a-half hours in the pitch dark completely alone.
Incredibly, the majestic structure that thrills people even today with its remarkable architecture had been built on a bog, floating on what Sir Francis Fox called a “raft” of massive beech timbers. As the timbers rotted, the mighty building started to sag.
It isn’t stretching things at all to say William Walker single-handedly saved Winchester Cathedral.
Since the water swirled in and out of sites where bubonic plague victims had been buried centuries earlier, Walker also had to worry about exposure to life-threatening infectious materials and the possibility of encountering floating skeletal remains. His response: “I try not to think too much about that.”
So day in and day out, week in and week out, year in and year out, Walker fought to save a structure built by long-dead humans to honor a still-living God.
…
In a perfect world where happy endings always happen, William Walker would have lived a long life bathed in the adoration of the English people for his unseen labors. In a perfect world, a famous sculptor would craft a statue to sit in the halls of the Cathedral to honor Walker’s name. In a perfect world, visitors to the tombs of William the Conqueror and Jane Austen would see and remember the face of the man who saved an irreplaceable part of England’s history.
Alas, to use the king’s own English, ’tis not a perfect world we rest in.
William Walker would be one of the millions and millions of people felled by the flu pandemic that swept the world in 1918. When the sculptor sat down to craft the monument to Walker, he used a photo of the wrong man, and the Church of England, embarrassed by its error, refused to correct it for almost 90 years.
But William Walker knew something most of us need to learn or, having once learned it, need to be reminded of again and again and again.
It isn’t adoration or statues or even the satisfaction of a job well done that is God’s gift to His children.
It’s the work itself!
Hard as it is to imagine, even those things we do in the places nobody can see, even when we’re weighed down by heavy trials, even when we don’t have the joy of the company of coworkers, the labor we’re engaged in is God’s gift to us.
Let the coal miner rejoice. Let the bond trader exult. Let firefighters and architects and school teachers glory in their labor, for God in His infinite wisdom has given them the chance to play a role in shoring up the foundations of a creation built to last forever.
One day, when every knee has bowed and every tongue confessed that Jesus is Lord, every dark hour, every tedious task, every ounce of effort given by God’s children to the tending of His cathedral will see the light of day, and we will know and count it as great treasure that God let us be a small part of His big work.”
– from Randy Kilgore’s Made to Matter
Because I can’t make this stuff up. I’ll just include the link to verify it (and you can thank me later).
Yes. YUM brands powerhouse, KFC, has introduced “extra crispy” fried chicken-scented, SPF 30 sunscreen.
You heard that right. Sunscreen that smells like chicken.
Did I already try to register as one of the first 3,000 recipients of a FREE container from The Colonel?
Yes.
Were they looooong gone?
Oh yeah.
But there’s always next…wait a minute.
When did retailers start promoting across such odd boundaries?
Was Kentucky Fried Chicken the first to do it?
Does anyone remember the Flavor Radio tactic by Dunkin Donuts in South Korea a few years back? Issuing a commercial jingle which prompted the release of coffee scents into the bus space air and driving store visits up 16% where the “smell-technology” was being implemented.
I laugh, but it’s true. Smell-technology.
Any others?
I know smell is considered the strongest sense tied to memories, even from our childhoods we can attest to it.
Do you remember Mr. Sketch scented markers?
I can still remember the powerful, potent aroma of lemon and orange flavors blending together. Our teachers encouraging us to not sniff too much for fear of brain damage, addiction, or worse, ending up like this guy.
If senses are tied to memories, why doesn’t every company try these peculiar tactics? Maybe they do, and we just haven’t noticed them. Marketing is sneaky.
But, one things for certain: the odder the idea the more likely it seems to stick with us.
Remember Snapple’s “Real Facts“?
Where we learned that jellyfish are 95% water and Maine has 62 lighthouses.
While we didn’t need to know this, the company provided it to us anyway free-of-charge. And these obscure little tidbits gave us conversational pieces all throughout the 90s and beyond. (I’m still talking about them.)
Again, oddity rules the day.
If you see some advertising brilliance on your commute today, be sure to share it. I’ll post it on here. BTW: Chicken-scented sunscreen will be a hard one to top.
Ps. Here’s a picture of Leah and me dressed up as the Colonel (and a bucket of beautiful chicken) from last Halloween:
(Marketing so strong, the Colonel got us to dress up and go bowling like this.)
Fun times! Anyways, enough of this. I’m getting hungry.
I stare at a painting of the Angel Oak above my desk and think about the longevity of its branches
Alive still
Even today
Once climbed upon by natives of her land
Pilgrims’ children, too
I think of the famous row planted centuries ago at Boone Hall
Oaks stronger than their Pecan brethren
Storms incapable of wresting them down
Branches unfurled in every direction, even parallel, reaching to heaven and hell and outward like a hug
The rows serendipitous and interlocking
Singing in the cover of twisted limbs, twisted roots
Unfettered from last millennium
The breeze strong as a hurricane to shake even one
I see it in the frame beneath this glass above me
The Angel Oak isn’t alone
She cannot fall victim to loneliness, nor abandonment
Her moss covered tentacles pulse all the same
Whether here before or here after, she stands and breathes Lowcountry air on John’s Island
Resolute to face the tide once again
Some of the exciting happenings in my neck of the woods this summer:
*Part of a 3-book series
The hunt for a publisher is like seeking out a future spouse. The more you look, you realize it’s not about looking at all.
Painful reminders abound EVERYWHERE.
The chief form of rejection is via email (21st century medium that it is).
The messages usually take on the traditional form of:
“…thanks for considering [ … ]. We are not taking [ … ] at this time. I hope you find a publisher soon. Thanks again.”
No foul language. No harm done. Right?
But, other mediums are greatly preferred to the stale email: phone call, snail mail, or that coveted in-person meeting.
It’s the heart of the matter. A book takes a long time to craft, edit, and maybe, hopefully, possibly, one day publish. The rejection emails storm the gates, flood the inbox, screaming- No! No! No!
Variations of the thanks for considering phraseology hit us dead across the forehead.
We long for a congratulations! sentiment. Just once. The elusive snow owl coming out to hoot.
Twas not today. I hope you fare better.
Some places that really help me are: Writer’s Market, Writer’s Digest (see, literary agents portion), Poets & Writers (pw.org), newpages.com (for contests) & Literary Marketplace. Check them out when you can. Also, submitting to competitions can help you gain traction in a saturated market.
The pros say to attend writing conferences (for your intended market) and seek out literary agents and publishers that way. It helps to remove submission barriers. I’ve not tried this more than once and my results were slim. I might try this again in the next go-around of conferences in my neighborhood.
If you have questions, feel free to write on here. I’ll respond accordingly. I’m always happy to discuss successes, possibilities, and general Q&As. Thanks!
2 months into its debut and we’ve hit 70 reviews for WHEELMAN already!!
Give yourself a pat on the back if you assisted in the reading/reviewing of this first novel (early readers you know who you are). Let’s crank it to 100 reviews!
Believe it or not, work has kick-started on a 2nd novel already (Titles and plot are hush hush at this point).
The 1st draft of the manuscript is being looked at for the first time by my editor this week. Prayers are appreciated for Martin Jones as he reads.
Now we wait…and we work and work and work. Is it summer yet? Are you traveling anywhere fun? Are your taxes done? If you answered yes to all 3 of those questions, I appreciate your honesty. Enjoy the weekend!
I’ll be signing copies of WHEELMAN on Saturday, 4/9 from 2-4pm at McKay’s Books of Chattanooga (off I-75).
Be sure to stop by!
Brian