Searching for the band BareNaked Ladies on a school browser and immediately regretting it.
Discovering the face of Jesus in a slice of rectangular-shaped pizza in the school cafeteria.
Purchasing pencils, pens, & paper out of one of these:
Losing more oxen than you care to remember on The Oregon Trail.
Eating a nutritious pack of Gushers to curb your appetite before lunch.
Eating the other pack of Gushers before making it into the lunchroom.
Using your lunch money to buy Fruitopia out of the machine.
Playing Candystand & Nabisco World Mini-Golf in class.
Wearing JNCO jeans you got at Goody’s, because it was absurd not to. (Plugg Jeans were a nice backup.)
Metal choker necklace – check.
Hair glue – double check.
A worn in pair of Airwalk sneakers – always.
Forming a WINDBREAKER club afterschool.
