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Novels That Never Were

  1. Dragon with a sore throat 2. The Car with a heavy undercarriage 3. Help! Our¬†ferris wheel refuses to spin 4. Untasty caramel apple goes missing 5. Hackysack, a new Olympic sport 6. Look! The Grand Canyon is filled with Nickelodeon goo 7. Spam – an underdog story about America’s other luncheon meat 8.…